Friday, March 7, 2014

Fuck You Friday: "Long Overdue" Edition


Holy hell... Fuck You Friday rides again! Woot!!! Welcome back to your weekly place to rant and rave about anything that has pissed you off over the past week. If you're new around here, each Friday readers will use and abuse the comments section as if it was their very own psychotherapist, spewing and venting any pent up rage from the week. But what if you're the kind of person who doesn't harbor any anger, you ask? Then you can GTFO cuz you're not welcome here.

Since Fuck You Friday has been on a year-long hiatus, you folks better BRING IT this week. Like, bring the shit out of it. And then tell your friends about Fuck You Friday. And then tell your friends to bring it. And then tell all of them to bring the shit out of it. You should be detecting a trend at this point.

17 comments:

  1. Fuck you funding agencies who send me emails that I didn't get my grant funded AT THE WORST TIMES. 10 hours in the hospital thinking I'm in labor only to go home still pregnant and then I receive a rejection email. Or a week later, right after I gave birth and check my email to let friends know I have a baby and I get another rejection email. Can't that fucking wait until I'm in a less mentally unstable state? Fuck that.

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  2. Fuck you colleagues that told me I can't have an opinion because I'm too junior. Also fuck you student who is lying to my face and knows I know student is lying to my face, and fuck you maintenance person who continues to move my shit around without my permission. I think I'll save the rest for some future fridays... don't want to overload the system...

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  3. Fuck you economic crisis that caused this science funding decrease!
    Fuck this system in which just sexy and mind-blowing research is funded!
    Science is supposed to be fun - and not stressful, as it is now for the majority of PIs and postdocs.
    Ah. And fuck you winter and polar vortex!

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  4. Fuck you department chair for dumping the plagiarism case in my lap and being passive about it. I was a department chair once. Let me show you how do your fucking job by taking charge.

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  5. Fucking fuck fuck fuckity fuck fucking fuck. That is all.



    Except, fuck.

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  6. Fuck you air, for being so fucking cold. I am so fucking tired of all my shitty sweaters and boots that I've worn into the fucking ground this winter. All I fucking want is to wear a fucking dress and some fucking pretty shoes and not have to wear like a million fucking layers over everything. Is that so much to ask?

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  7. I don't want to talk about it.

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  8. There'a a certain senior executive where I work right now who comes to mind right now. The one who sent me on this four-month-long (if I'm lucky, it'll be that short) assignment in another office that has quadrupled my traveling expenses. But do I get any extra pay? NOOOOO!!! If anyone's deserving of a "Fuck you!" right now, she is.

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  9. @ everyone: YES, yes.... there, there.... here are some tissues. Not for your own tears, but to wipe up some of the blood spatter from whoever you destroyed during this week's Fuck You Friday!!!

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  10. Yahoo! Yes, actually, I blogged about it. But there's more. Fuck you, illness! I get hay fever, then my husband gets the flu, then I get sick again. FUCK YOU! And FUCK YOU screw in my tire. And FUCK YOU the vehicle from Ron Jeremy's sex club who parked two feet into my spot. This is looking like a blog on its own.

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  11. I am late to the party because Fuck You Friday hotel guests/staff who decided to whine about shit causing me to have a fucking 15 hour work day. (It's Saturday and I have already consumed half a bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau)

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  12. Fuck you everyone bitching about the time change. I don't really care what anyone's opinion is on it, I'm just TIRED of seeing/hearing all the bitching.

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  13. I really missed this, and now I can't think of anything to say. Until next time...

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    1. I thought of something... Did you know that the word fuck originated in 1475? Wikipedia says.

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