Friday, March 21, 2014

Fuck You Friday: Late Edition


Whoops! I'm late to the game this Friday... but alas, better late than never. I don't want any of your "fuck yous" to stay bottled up for another week. Can't be havin' any of that--I don't need anymore blood on my hands.

Fittingly, today's lateness reflects something that happened to me earlier this week. I was late for an important committee meeting. And you know what? I didn't give a shit. Not a single shit nor fuck. Unlike any other time, I simply sat down, didn't give anyone an excuse, and wore an eat-shit grin on my face nearly the entire time. I think this is what my many therapists would describe as "successful coping!" Go me!

Alright gang, enough of the pleasantries. It's time for you to vent your frustrations--let's have it!

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    1. I'm leaning more toward that option as well...

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  2. I tested out that strategy this week also. And not only did not I not give a shit, but apparently despite all the !!! emails, everything still got done just fine. But to get in the spirit of things, fuck you, all you people who can't get enough of hearing your own voice in meetings. The rest of us have better things to do. Like drink tequila.

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  3. Go, you! Fuck all of the people who think we should cater to their every fucking whim at work when we have a full-time staff of three to run an entire state organization. Fuck the caller who asked me the same question twice in a row and got annoyed that my answer hadn't changed in 3 seconds.

    BTW not to worry, I never let things bottle up that long!

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  4. Who gives a flying fuck about Crimea? Not me!

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  5. fuck winter. I'm so done with it.

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  6. --And fuck Vladmir Putin too. What an asshole.

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  7. Fuck you, Ted Nugent. Because.

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  8. Fuck Putin. Im sick of your taking over Ukraine shit. Fuck time for making is so that I found Cynicism 101 a month after the start of Dr.C's disappearance! Fuck Fox News for claiming to be "fair and balanced" when they have such an obvious bias! Fuck every fucker who thinks they can be philosophical by being captain No Shit! Fuck all the fuckers who fuck with me on a daily basis! Fuck the next person to fuck with me! Fuck them all! And Double Fuck grass!

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  9. Fuck Adam Baldwin. I believed in you, man.

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