Friday, March 14, 2014

Fuck You Friday: Done Caring Edition


Welcome back my cynical students! What's that you say?? You need to get something off your chest? You need to bitch about the idiocy you've been contaminated with this past week? Well then, aren't you glad it's Fuck You Friday time!

Let us have it. Don't hold back or it'll burn a hole inside your brain... let it all out. I'll make my contribution in the comments section... so should you!


15 comments:

  1. Fuck you past me for eating all my desk snacks. I'm now data analysing into the night with a mushy apple and a box of matzo crackers for sustenance. Past me is such a dick.

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    1. I HATE when that happens. Yesterday I was stuck grading exams with nothing but sunflower seeds.

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  2. Fuck you passive aggressive colleagues. And fuck you people who are simultaneously long winded and who interrupt me when I try to answer their question.

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    1. That right there is worth a punch in the throat.

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  3. Fuck the assholes in faculty meeting who scoff at a perfectly reasonable question. Situation was: Vote yes or no on having a specific ballot to vote on a hire. My question was aimed to try to understand the ballot and the implication of the specific wording, since the wording of the ballot would be immutable after the vote. Scoffs. Was told we would only talk about the ballot and understand its wording and what that meant and why it was worded the way it was after the vote. What the fucking hell!? How the fuck can I vote on something when that something can't be briefly defined prior to the vote! One other person also wanted clarification, 80 percent were silent, and the rest scoffed and shook heads at me and acted as I were being obstructionist. I repeat What the fucking hell?!!!?

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    1. Faculty meetings could fill a million fuck you fridays.

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  4. Fuck you, group project members for making this one of the most fucked up group projects I've ever had been a part of! "Fuck Yous” shall be awarded in the following categories:

    - Showing up to meetings ridiculously late
    - Coming totally unprepared to contribute when you eventually do show up
    - Renting expensive equipment from the school & not checking it properly so you could have spotted that one broken piece & putting the entire group at risk of having to pay for a replacement

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    1. "shall be awarded in the following order" bahahahaha! Group work sucks ass; sorry you're suffering man.

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  5. My disdain for individuals who cover mistakes with lies grows weekly.
    And for people who have strong opinions without the underlying knowledge and for hiring assistants for looks, while firing the capable ones.

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    1. You've got a triple-threat going on this week... nice! Well, erm, not nice.

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  6. Fuck the people who ask stupid questions when the answers are RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF THEM.

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  7. Fuck you "Fuck You Friday" for being on Friday, the day I'm typically never on a computer preventing me from contributing to "Fuck You Friday" on Friday.

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    1. Dr. C is an asshole for doing that.

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