Friday, January 18, 2013
Fuck You Friday: "It's Cold" Edition
Welcome back to your weekly therapy session, also known as Fuck You Friday! If you're new around here, each Friday (for the most part) readers fill the comments section with things that have royally pissed them off over the past week. It turns out that this is not a difficult endeavor for most people, especially people that would be visiting a blog about cynicism, amiright? Of course.
This week, I'm giving a big ol' FUCK YOU to the cold weather that is turning my testicles into ice cubes lately. Correction, my FUCK YOU should actually be directed to the abysmal temperature regulation of my incompetent university. Is there any fucking university or college on this planet that has figured out how to properly regulate temperature in their buildings? Places of higher education are supposed to be creating the best and brightest minds in the world, yet no one can figure out how to keep something warm in the fucking winter or cold in the summer? What's worse is even if they get the direction correct, it's usually to an insane extreme. I've been at places where it's so fucking hot in the winter that faculty members' faces are melting off as they deliver lectures in their underwear to students that are getting 3rd degree burns in their seats -- during mother-fucking January! FUCK THIS SHIT.