Thursday, January 3, 2013

Fuck You Friday: Holiday Edition


Have you missed Fuck You Friday the past couple weeks? I have. But no longer, because here it is mofos! If you're anything like me, the holidays bring along enough shit to fuel a million Fuck-You-Fridays. And if family is involved, go ahead and multiply that by a thousand.

So welcome back to your weekly place to rant and rave. Did anything over the holidays or New Year royally piss you off? Let's hear it!

[EDIT: I forgot to contribute... so FUCK you holiday cards covered in glitter. Who the fuck buys these things?! Apparently EVERYONE I KNOW. Now I, my wife, my baby, and my house is covered in fucking glitter -- it's spreading everywhere like one of those contagious epidemic movies where everyone dies or becomes zombies.]

19 comments:

  1. Asshole Edmonton drivers. Long story.

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  2. family members who, when provided with proof that not only contradicts but utterly destroys their wrong headed ideas, flatly reject said proof in order to continue living in their racist conservatard dreamworld.

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  3. coming back from being out of town and being the only family member to step up and host a family gathering...argh. Too tired to entertain.

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  4. @ dbs: Drivers in general just suck.

    @ Anon: Racism... how fun to deal with!

    @ Bearman: Doesn't a lot of booze just serve as the entertainment? That's what I'd do -- just have nothing in my house but a table filled with liquor.

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  5. Umm, these comments are pretty tame so far...

    FUCK ice removal efforts in this BFE town. A little sand is thrown about here and there. Hasn't anyone heard of fucking salt??

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  6. Fuck you secret santa person who thinks scratch tickets are a good gift. Really? Scratch tickets? That's as zero effort gift asshole. And, to top it off, none of them were winners. Fuck you.

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  7. This was a very sad holiday season for me. FUCK cancer. fuck you.

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  8. @ loonysuse: Go Loony! I like when people take it up a notch.

    @ anon: Fuck. Secret. Santas. Fuck them all.

    @ anon: Fuck cancer indeed.

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  9. This is my first fuck you Friday, so I have a whole lot of fuck you's to hand out. Too many really to list off. So I'll keep it simple. Fuck you world. You fucking suck

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  10. Fuck you holidays. I got all nice and used to four day weekends and now you're fucking over.

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  11. Fuck the Christmas music. Fuck those 10 songs that were repeated over and over and over on two stations that should have had cheesy 80s music, and fuck "Jingle Bell Rock" for fucking following me to every fucking place I went.

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  12. Fuck Barnes and Noble for closing at 19:00 on New Year's Eve. What else are socially awkward people who are trying to avoid the bar scene and all house parties to do on a night like New Year's Eve? Once they kicked me out, my night was made better by finding out the really expensive toilet paper at Target was on sale and if I bought TWO ginormous packages of asswipe, I got a $5 gift card. Made my night so much better. God, I'm getting old. And lame. Fuck NYE for making me realize this.

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  13. @ Kook: Welcome to the party! I like your style of thinking big.

    @ JJadziaDax: Fuck it for being over :-(

    @ RiotKitty: I have a theory that Xmas music contributes to brain damage.

    @ LKat: If it makes you feel any better, I was in bed by 10pm, and the most exciting part of the evening was the constant diaper changes throughout.

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  14. Fuck you colleagues who tell me to my face they think what I'm doing is awesome, then tell their grad students they're angry at what I'm doing. Why bother?!?

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  15. I'm just glad you're still around to give a fuck. Seems my weeks have been wanting since your last rant. Glad to have you back!

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  16. YAY! I love Fuck You Fridays!

    And yeah, fuck glitter. That shits a mess.

    Also, FUCK YOU, Crohn's disease and the hospital!

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  17. Since I haven't seen a post for this week's Fuck You Friday, I will just add my FU here. FU Friday for getting here so fast, my fucking list of things left to do for this week could crush a blue whale. Fuck you, TO-DO list for spilling over into Saturday, Sunday, next week and next fucking month. Fuck it. I'm hitting the Macallan now.

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  18. End of holidays makes me very very angry!!

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