Friday, November 16, 2012
Holy mother-of-pearl, it's time for Fuck You Friday once again -- your safe haven for spewing fucks at anything that pissed you off this week! Alternatively, feel free to share anything that you've totally given up on caring about; something you've freed yourself from by reaching the pinnacle of not-giving-a-fuck!
This week I absolutely have to start things off by declaring:
FUCK YOU grading papers/projects, and FUCK YOU students that whine about not getting their grades back soon enough. I know what you're thinking... it's self-generated misery because I'm the one that assigned the damn papers/projects in the first place, so FUCK me. But dear god, will I ever learn? Probably not. So the only way to vent my anger is to whine about it. Yet I'm still justified in screaming FUCK YOU to the students that bitch about not getting their grades back before they've even left the room on test day. You want your grades back sooner? Then hire me a mother-fucking AA to do it. This AA should also get my coffee, watch my kid, take care of Cynical Dog, and keep my home stocked with scotch. I'm off to human resources now to see about making this happen.