After all that wine making, drinking, spilling, and vomiting, I figured I needed a little break this weekend. But before splitting town, I'm reaching into my fuchsia Bedazzled grab-bag of random awesomeness and shiny curios, and leaving you all some goodies.
(1) It's diet craze season. To celebrate, I wrote a post at Sprocket Ink about the latest fad diets, and I even tried one out... for only 5 days, but still, that means I'm dedicated to sacrificing myself for the good of my readers/students. So head over there and use your fanciful commenting powers to inappropriately fondle my post in its naughty zone.
(2) You guys know Drake, right? Of course you do - it's on the Required Readings list for this course. Check out his latest creation depicting his "Blogspot Family."
Out of all the chaos and enlarged boobies, you can clearly see me to the far left, shooting down Superman with my laser-beam eyes. Yea, you saw that correctly. I'm destroying Superman with my evil. Drake has always had a creative way of reaching out to fellow bloggers, and I think it's cool as hell. Thanks man.
(3) My Twitter/Facebook campaign, properly entitled "Darwin Weeps" (thanks Nicole), is chugging along nicely. Isn't it funny how you don't run out of experiences with idiots and weirdos to Tweet about? So funny that it's sad and depressing. Anyhow, here's a recent sampling:
Hilarious, keep up the good work!!!
Have a great weekend, Doc, but don't forget your meds.
Your twitter posts look more like Darwin Checks Himself into Rehab - probably after drinking your entire vineyard's reserves.
I love your 'sampling', specially the 4th one, with the sleepy student. I usually take a pic with my phone and email it to mom, though it may not work with sophisticated college students,...unless they drool of course.
Have a good one away from the cookie factory.
Hysterical! Have a great weekend :-)
Oh, the last one is my face. And the backpack guy with the American Girls doll. Here's hop in'!
Oooo, fuchsia is my favorite color! And Bedazzled. Now you're speaking my language. Enjoy your weekend Doc!
@ Oilfield Trash: I'll do my best.
@ Linda: Thanks for the reminder, otherwise you'd be hearing about me on the nationwide news - again.
@ laughingmom: HA! Yea, Darwin might do more than just weep I'm afraid.
@ Alessandra: Oooo! Taking a pic would work GREAT for my classes that aren't recorded. Totally stealing that one.
@ Nicky: And you do the same. Welcome to class by the way!
@ Nicole: lol
@ Meg: I aim to please, and I'm thrilled we share similar tastes in grab-bags.
Have a great...escape.
If you show me your fuchsia bedazzeled bag, I'll show you mine. ;~)
@ Antares: I'm doing my best.
@ Nubian: HOOAAHH!
Okay, this made me laugh.
A lot.
(Y)
That's ALMOST funny enough to make me consider joining the Twitter (gags). Damn it Doc! :P
Denny masturbated to three of those tweets.
Happy Mother's Day!
But did you lose any WEIGHT????
@ Lemons: I aim to please.
@ Pharm Sci Grad: Then I'll just have to try harder, won't I?!
@ Denny Suave: A masturbation AND Mother's Day joke rolled into one. You'd keep a psychoanalytic therapist in business all by yourself my friend. Did I also mention that I've started to mentally place you into all the commercials about "the most interesting man in the world?" Stay thirsty my friends.
@ Dr Becca: 4 lbs in 5 days. Totally worth it, right?
Your tweets ALWAYS crack me up.
@ meleah: What about my crack?
dude, i never get any cartoon love.
except from bearman, but he's always making a mockery out of me.
this is b.s.
I never get any cartoon love, either!
Though I must say, your laser-beam eyes are mesmerizing...
ps. Love Darwin Weeps!
that last tweet = pure gold. keep em coming doc.
@ bluntdelivery: I guess you just have to know the right cartoonists? But then again, I know Bearman and he knows me. So I guess he just likes you more by immortalizing you in cartoons rather than me. So it looks like you win.
@ bschooled: Those lasers indeed capture and sustain attention... wait, what was I replying about?
@ pattypunker: Gold on it's way. Although it's only fake-gold plated.
Your Tweets are on par with my friend's. Hysterical! I'd say the one about the burrito is my favorite, because there are so many times I've wanted to say that to someone.
Ava
Your Twitter/Facebook status updates make mine look like I'm a kindergartener.
Has anyone told you today that you're brilliant? Probably, but let me say it too, even though you may be completely bored by this common statement in your life.
Yes, I'm kissing your ass. I think you're fantastic.
@ MMA: Feel free to carry them around and use them when appropriate. If someone gets uppity, you can always just blame it on me. Or you can use some of those MMA skills :-)
I guess there is a few more things besides encryption that can take Superman down.
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