(1) This morning, I appropriately answered a work email with the following: "Salami and provolone, and Lord of the Flies."
(2) The Goonies may be the greatest 80's kid's movie EVER - of the 80s - ever. Here's a juicy tidbit: Mikey's older brother, "Brand" Walsh was played by Josh Brolin. BAM! Eat some of THAT knowledge people! (If you already knew that then just shut up)
(3) Last week, I had to change my pants after reading a post by Steam Me Up, Kid. (Get it?! Because I shit myself with happy! ZING) Seriously though, clicking on that link is the best thing your index finger will do all week. Naturally, it inspired me to play around with several meme generator programs, because I want in on this action too. I can't compare to the likings of Becky and all the other well-established meme juggernauts out there, but perhaps one day I'll stumble across my niche of memeitude (<-- new word; like it, use it, live it).
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| It's best to ignore the hotel room setting - that elevates this to a new level of creepy-factor. |
Even the one-horned goat at my farm share wants in on the fun.
Wait... did you hear that? Shhhh... *shifty eyes*
OMG.
POP QUIZ!!! HA!!! Didn't expect a homework assignment to sneak up on you like that, did ya. Your assignment is to create the next Charlie Sheen headline that will appear in the popular media, or TMZ. If you choose to accept it, throw your headline in the comments section. If you don't accept the homework assignment, comment anyway - showering me in copious amounts of praise and adoration, or Kit Kats, of course.
The Goonies is the definitive children’s adventure movie.
Why is it that when reading the goat poster I immediately thought of Denny?
*throws Kit-Kats and confetti towards the front of the room*
Hope that will get hir an excused on the assignment, cuz that man should get no further attention. Hmph.
MOR memeitude and Goonies pls!!! ;)
I love the Goonies.
Charlie Sheen's tweet on self help Winning starts a new religion.
- Tom and Katie convert or as they call it "become bi-winning"
Post a pic of you doing the Truffle Shuffle.
Headlines:
Charlie Sheen Shits Gold
Charlie Sheen to Open Rehab Center
Charlie Sheen Moons TMZ
Charlie Sheen Slaps Dr. Drew
Charlie Sheen's DNA Analyzed: Pure Cocaine
Sheens Bi-Winning actually Bi-liary Cirrhosis. (which doctors mistook for tigerblood.)
Just say no.
@ Drake: EXACTLY!
@ Nubian: I think we both know why...
@ Pharm Sci Grad: Sweet! Kit-Kats and memeitude it is.
@ Oilfield Trash: So by saying that, you're actually saying that you love me for bringing the Goonies to everyone's working memory?
@ JJadziaDax: Yes! First one to turn in homework - extra credit! And nice work! Pulling in Tom like that is a special and appreciated touch.
@ Kev D: I'm not worthy.
@ dbs: Hell yes! Another magnificent entry. Personally, I would like to see each of those combined into one headline.
@ The Whole Thing Stinks: LOL! A+
@ Antares Cryptos: If that's you're Sheen headline, then I can see how that would work.
SHEEN CHANGES NAME OUT OF EMBARRASSMENT
In a move to distance himself from his son, Martin Sheen has applied for a legal name change back to his birth name: Ramón Gerardo Antonio Estévez. Sons Emilio and Ramon refrain from saying "Told you so." Martin Sheen is hopeful that Charlie (nee: Carlos Irwin Estevez)"is too addled with tiger blood and the rest of his bullshit to remember he's really an Estevez." Matin Sheen's daughter, Renee, was too overcome with laughter to comment. She later issued a press release that said, simply, "My brother's an asshat."
charlie sheen heads to libya to remove gadafhi and says "pfffft, these nato pussies can't get the job done."
'Charlie Sheen found dead after breaking into Sigfried and Roy's house, apparently real tigers could "process" him just fine'
Goonies = best 80's movie - ever.
I'm TOTALLY going to use your new word: memeitude.
Next Charlie Sheen Headline? I can't even come close to competing with some of these classic comments!
@ Nicole: HOLY CRAP THAT'S AWESOME! You even gave a synopsis of the article! Total extra credit!
@ pattypunker: Oh look! Charlie has some world knowledge too! How sweet.
@ Autumn: LOVE. IT.
@ meleah rebeccah: You can compete just fine - you just always have to try. Gee, I sound like an after-school special or something.
Charlie Sheen detaches penis and attacks Hillary Clinton outside a Subway Sandwich shop screaming "FIVE DOLLAR TIGER BLOOD FOOT LONGS ARE FOR WINNERS."
I have the distinct honor of being friends with Chunk's cousin.
And I always thought it was mey-mey
Charlie Sheen: under latex mask, just another crotchety owner of a dilapidated amusement park.
@ Moooooog35: Hooray! The mighty Twitter star himself stopped by to drop a headline! And what a beaut it is :-)
@ Bearman: Get. Out. YOU'RE ONLY 2 DEGREES OF SEPARATION from Chunk? You lucky son of a bitch.
@ Dr. Becca: Oooh. How very cerebral! Me likey!
Great homework assignments people! You all are making me so proud. *sniff* (promised myself I wouldn't cry)
I love Steamy blog.
Charlie Sheen follows VickiLikesFrogs on Twitter. VickiLikesFrogs gains 4 followers as a result. Charlie Sheen is quoted as saying, "Vicki is full of the tiger blood!"
Also? You won an award over at Glitter Frog!
@ Chelle: I have no idea what this means. But it sounds funny.
@ vickilikesfrogs: You and Sheen?! And thanks for the award :-)
i'm saying it:
"EVERYONE knows Josh Brolin played Brand." they also know he was ugly then too.
Charlie Sheen found with face melted. Apparent OD on Charlie Sheen suspected.
Oh gosh...I don't think I'll ever be able to come up with anything half as good as others about Charlie Sheen....
Thanks for the props on my semi drop out [coming from a professor that means a lot]. I can't be a total drop out. I did the p90x system all the way through one time already but still.. I hate to say I quit something but moving on to something new feels amazing.
You'll get back there!! :) Life does get in the way sometimes most of these serious gym heads probably don't have a ton of family or are OK with being selfish - JUST A GENERALIZATION PEOPLE DON'T SEND ME HATE MAIL!
P.S. I've been crushing on Josh Brolin hardcore since Goonies... gaud I love him!
I've spent the past few weeks hand-delivering fresh picking for the n00b PhD Borg and EVERY time without fail the PI's not there because of some damn faculty meeting. So, Prof. C, can you play Captain SaveaN00b and come pwnz0r moderate until recruitment weekends are over?
XOXOXOXO,
Hermitage
@ Lil Ms. Snarky: Okay, okay... apparently every WOMAN in the world knew that it was Josh Brolin.
@ Vinny C: PERFECT! ODing on himself explains everything very nicely :-)
@ caterpillar: Well at least you commented anyhow :-)
@ Kelly: I'm OK with that generalization. And I'm going to get back at it after this weekend - wish me luck!
@ Hermitage: I wish I could, but I'm too busy getting fresh applicants delivered to my office while I'm not around :-)
But if we didn't have Charlie Sheen to talk about, what would we talk about?
*hears crickets*
Charlie Sheen takes over Mental Institution.
@ Jules: Precisely. I would hope that upon Charlie Sheen's demise, another crazy star will rush to take his place. Otherwise, we're screwed.
@ BA: ...and melts their faces with boiling tiger blood? Or re-diagnoses every patient with Bi-Winning disorder?
Josh Brolin is making a comeback. Had a great interview in Playboy a couple of months ago. Glad to see him working again. Doesn't need to. He's married to Diane Lane.
"Charlie Sheen spurred to action by plight of bullied American youth, signs $5 million deal with high schools to ditch milk @ lunchtime; replace with "WINNING" vials of tiger blood."
@ Fred: Totally. He's hot shit now and all over the place. I'll have to check out that Playboy issue - for the article of course.
@ The General: Whoa! Sheen gets a heart?! So unexpected - it's perfect!
"Day 10 of the Sheen Media Blackout, Will Charlie Break His Silence Today?"
Inside: See Exclusive photos of Sheen's mountain top retreat taken with our patented "bat-cam". Including his stockpile of tiger blood and a first look at the "Stone Tablets of Winning". Read interviews with neighboring hermits. How has Sheen's presence affected their lives.
@ MOD.cur: B.r.i.l.l.i.a.n.t.
"Charlie Sheen announces run for Presidency" is what I think might really happen. He's crazy enough to do it, and full of himself enough to give it a good run.
@ Muy Thai L.A.: Me likey! And yes, this is sadly likely to happen. But at least it would make politics slightly interesting again...
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