Mrs. C and I are sprucing up the homestead, so we've made a few visits recently to those popular, commercialized, sickly-overpriced yuppie home goods stores like Pottery Barn, Pier One, and Crate & Barrel. Smartly though, we do our best to purchase items only from the outlets of these stores, which keeps my wallet from getting too thin and the veins in my neck from getting too bulgy.
During our adventures, I came across a particular line of items at Pottery Barn known as the "found" collection. So, I'm submitting another entry to my "Great Name Change Movement of 2010 and Possibly Even More Years Beyond That" series. I move to officially rename Pottery Barn to "Holy-shit-you-gotta-be-kidding-me Dumpster Yardsale Landfill Highway-Robbery Money-rapefest Barn."
If you didn't check out the link above, here's a few samples of the items for sale:
|Found Watering Can; only $45-60!|
|Found Rake (no, I'm not making this up); only $99!!!|
|Random Deer Antler; $129 - that's practically free! What a steal!|
|Handwoven Rope; $99 - that's all?! Give me a thousand of em!|
|Found Organic Yard Decoration/Filler; $7.99 each, or 10 for $70!|
|Found Absorption Torpedo (Great for hanging on fireplace mantels or scattering around the bathroom!); Only $89!|
|Found All-Purpose Aromatic Paste (Perfect for the bottom of shoes!); $139 per 6 oz.|