Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Lesson Plans

Rather than the typical lecture today, we need to address a few administrative issues during class.  Please pay attention, and NO TEXTING during class - um, sorry - habit.

(1) I'm on The Facebook, bitches!!! BOOYAH!!! I have joined Facebook.  If you want brownie points this semester, now is your chance: "friend" me, like me, touch me, tell your friends about this class.  The cool new Facebook button is over there ----->  And so is the Facebook-related NetworkedBlogs (whatever that is; right now it just looks like a big white empty box of loneliness).  Go ahead, click on them.  Do it.  Love it.  FEEL it.  LIVE IT.

(2) That reminds me, I'm still on "The Twitter" too.  Might as well click on the other button over there while you're at it.  Following me on both of these social media juggernauts would earn you so much more than brownie points - I will totally give you extra points on your final grade.  And at the same time, you'd be making me feel much younger than I am, or than I feel.

(3) The "Required Course Readings" list has been updated, finally.  I feel bad for letting it go unchanged for so long.  So many cool blogs out there that I frequent and enjoy, yet I didn't update the blogroll since I started Cynicism 101 this semester. *wrist slap*

(4) I'm not British, despite the amazingly sexy vocals of the character that portrayed me in my recent movie.  My voice is still deep and sexy, but all American.  The rest of the character was pretty spot on though: attractive, dressy casual attire, not too young, not too old, and lego hands.

EDIT: (5) Thanks so much to Vinny C for awarding me a brand new shiny blog award, The Tanned Hide, found here!  If you haven't checked out his blog, then you better do that - otherwise Gary Busey might be angered.

(6) Gary Busey approves all of the above points.


I got it from this blog.

15 comments:

frigginloon said...

Hmm, so how much do I have to pay to be on the required course reading huh?
I thought Busey was in rehab?

Bearman said...

Booyah...Friended you.

Drake Sigar said...

That’s ok, you can be an honourary British man.

Woohoo, I’m on the list!

Nubian said...

Awaiting to be accepted into the class. ;)

Denny DelVecchio said...

Busey will eat your soul.

Vinny C said...

And I thought Busey couldn't get scarier. Anyway, the big white empty box of loneliness just got a little less empty.

Elly Lou said...

Most terrifying graphic ever. Am I the only one who's picturing those tunnels as their own intestines filled with creepy little Buseys?

hisqueen said...

Busey is just 16 ways of wrong..
looking for my brownie points for fb

Didactic Pirate said...

I'm mesmerized by the Cro-Mag Buseys. Can't... stop... looking...

Nicole said...

I'm with DiPi (although I'm commenting right on his heels all over the place and it feels lame), the Buseys are riveting.

Not sure why I haven't been following you before, but I am now!

vodka and ground beef said...

Busey is looking sexy. I think we'll both be foaming the mouth if we get our hooks in each other.

meleah rebeccah said...

friended and following you!

blahbethany.com said...

HAHAHA, totally stealing that Gary Busey GIF. Amazing.

susi spice said...

i see im still not on your blogroll....i may need to deblogfriend you aswell!

what do i have to do?? offer you my amazing sexy latina body like the rest of your A students in your class>?? must I???

well ok fine...but you better be good at it..

oh i see u gave in to the evilness of facebook..welcome to hell...

The Absence of Alternatives said...

What? You are not British? Bloody hell!

(That's the only British word I know...)

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