Saturday, September 4, 2010

Child transmutation!

Holy shit! I didn't even know our society had this kind of technology! Let alone that some organization called "Kiducation" was allowed to use it to transform used clothing into brand new children (I'm also surprised that they're allowed to advertise it like this... seems like word would get out and cause problems for whatever black ops harness this secret technology). Damn, maybe I shouldn't be so cynical after all.

Posted by Dr. Cynicism at 11:50 AM

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8 comments:

Keeva said...

Lead to gold can't be far off, now, surely?

What an exciting time we live in.

9/4/10 9:36 PM  
Didactic Pirate said...

Ok, I'm in. You had me at your blog name. Consider me a follower.

(By the way, I'm 90% convinced that you're someone I actually know in person, who works in my department.)

9/5/10 10:41 AM  
Drake Sigar said...

Science!

9/5/10 10:50 AM  
Dr. Cynicism said...

@ Didactic Pirate: I'm about 92% (oh yes, raised you 2%) convinced that we're in the same department. But alas, anonymity will prevail until tenure comes knocking on my door. (or until I snap like a dried out twig)

9/5/10 11:30 AM  
frigginloon said...

I was kind of hoping they could turn children into new clothes and shoes. I leave highly disappointed.

9/6/10 9:23 PM  
Dr. Cynicism said...

@ frigginloon: "Used kids into new shoes" Beautiful idea! I leave it to you to contact the appropriate channels for that to happen.

9/6/10 10:12 PM  
Duncanr said...

kind of takes the fun out of 'making' kids

9/7/10 12:04 AM  
Dr. Cynicism said...

@ Duncanr: Thank god someone was able to find the cynicism in this.

9/7/10 12:19 AM  

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