Ordering pizza... harder than suspected.

*dialing number*

"Llo?!"

"Uh... hello? Is this [pizza place]?"

"YEA. I said Hello this is [pizza place]! Pshh"

"Guess I missed that, I'd like a large cheese pie for delivery please."

"Hold on, is this gonna be pick-up or delivery?"

"... delivery."

"Okay. Well, whadduya want?!"

"... a large cheese pie."

"Alright, 20 mins." *click*

"Son of a..." *calling back*

"Llo, [pizza place]!"

"Oh so this is [pizza place] this time?"

"What?"

"Nothing. I was in the middle of placing an order; I wanted something else. 

"Well why didn't you say that on the phone?!"

"Hmm... lack of opportunity?"

"What?"

"Nothing. May I have a large salad with the house dressing to go with that?"

"K. Salad. What kind of dressing do you want?"

"Really? ...the house dressing please."

"K. 20 minutes."

"Wait! I need to pay -

*click*

- with a credit card. Hello? Seriously? Fuck it."