Is there a nationwide napkin shortage?

"That's ENOUGH NAPKINS!!!"

This was screamed to me by an employee in Dunkin Donuts today as I was getting a handful of napkins to go along with my 2 dozen donuts. And when I say screamed, I mean it was bellowed forth from the putrid bowels of a hairy, psychologically unstable woman that likely ate her young long ago at the incessant requests of the "devil people" living inside her mind.

And as Patton Oswalt once said, "Let's review... what invoked the wrath of the wizard?!"

Napkins.