"But I don't have time..."

I occasionally get bothered by things and need to vent. So you can expect this type of post every once in a while.

Here's something that's been pissing me off lately: people whining and bitching that they "don't have time" for something. Example: "I know I really should (or need to) do this important thing, but I just don't have time to blah, blah, blah, whatever."

So kind readers, please excuse me for a brief moment while I speak directly to the guilty parties.

"Hey you arrogant shits, who the hell do you think DOES have time nowadays? You think you're the only important and busy people in this world? Do you asstards honestly believe there's an overabundance of people that have plenty of time to work hard, plenty of time to have fun, plenty of time to spend quality moments with their family/spouse, exercise, work on a hobbie, learn something new, date, eat healthier, quit drinking, quit smoking, cook dinner, run errands, mow the lawn, teach their kids valuable life lessons, etc? You think these people exist?

FUCK NO.

Extra time and/or free time doesn't exist anymore for a normal working person. But, decent people that contribute to society and don't waste the earth's oxygen FIND THE FUCKING TIME. They MAKE THE FUCKING TIME. They pull out all the stops to do what needs to be done. So you can either take this diatribe as a gentle reminder to get important things done, or you can take this lecture as tough love: GET OFF YOUR SAD, FAT, APATHETIC, BEDSORE-RIDDEN ASSES... SHUT THE FUCK UP, DO WHATEVER IT IS YOU NEED TO DO, AND LEAVE THE REST OF US ALONE WHILE YOU DO IT, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING SHITBAGS."

Okay. Done. Feel better.